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KOOGLES Class of '47

These portraits are taken directly from the class of '47 in the Koogle yearbook.  It seems everyone on planet Koogle was voted most likely to... something.  If the premonitions seem a bit odd, well then you've never been to Koogle.  Some say it only exists in my noggin' , an overpopulated chaotic wasteland of random knowledge and ideas. Ranging in size from 4" - 7"                                  

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Keep a Bus Token in His Armpit"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Spell Rainbow with a Seven"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Play Musical Chairs in the Dark"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Clap Along with His Bug Zapper

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Start a Fan Club for an Imaginary Hammer"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Jump Off Short Buildings and Say Ta-da!"

 

 

                

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Marry a Hairdryer"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Name His Uvula Melvis!"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Run for Assistant to the Vice Weasel Trainer "

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Breathe Yogurt or Murder Yogurt, But Not Both"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Pursue a Career in Another Dimension"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Get Taller as the Day Goes On "

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Bow to Peer Pressure form Creeps on Midgets"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

 

Become Addicted to Woodpeckers

 

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

 
Drink Gravy with a Strobe Light On"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Talk in Questions and Answer in Dog Years"

 

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Confuse Bigfoot with a Mellon Baller"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

 

Wear a Pancake as as Swimsuit"

 

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

"Swallow But Not Chew"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Go Skiing in Purgatory"

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Appear Translucent on Tuesday Mornings"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Skip Down the Interstate"

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

End Up in Animal Porn"

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Touch strangers and Then Yell Bingo"

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Teach a Cat to Do His Taxes"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Accidentally Start a Riot Over Big League Chew"

 

 

 

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Act Like a Robot in Front of Her Cat"

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Hypnotize Hamsters for Jesus"

   

"KOOGLE Class of '47 Voted Most Likely To:

Collect Broken Glass"

 

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